Subversive Quotes Cocktail Napkins

Cotton Cocktail Napkins with 25 Unique Quotes

Each set contains 2 quotes of each 

4.5” x 4.5”  - 50 Napkins

• "I don't hate people. I just sometimes feel better when they're not around."
  
• "The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for pizza."
  
• "It's OK if you don't like me, not everyone has great taste."
  
• "Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot revenge."
  
• "Decaf only works if you throw it at people."
  
• "I never said it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you!"
  
• "I can do all things through spite, which strengthens me."
  
• "In my defense, I was left unsupervised."
  
• "I don't mind coming to work but this 8 hour wait to go home is just stressful."
  
• "A friend is just a stranger you haven't alienated yet."
  
• "I am an adult... nut not like a real adult."
  
• "All I know is one of us is right and the other is you."
  
• "I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong."
  
• "I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today."
  
• "I'm not rude. I'm selectively polite." 
  
• "I meant to say it... just not out loud."
  
• "Sorry I am late. I didn't want to come."
  
• "I didn't mean to call you an idiot. I thought for sure you already knew."
  
• "My arrogance is what makes me special."
  
• "Someone has to set the bad example."
  
• "You severely underestimate my apathy."
  
• "People act like I don't care. It's not an act."
  
• "I'd love to explain it to you but I don't have any crayons."
  
• "My love is like a candle. If you forget me I will burn your house to the ground."
  
• "I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me...but someone."