Marriage Quotes Cocktail Napkins

Cotton Cocktail Napkins with 25 Unique Quotes

Each set contains 2 quotes of each 

4.5” x 4.5”  - 50 Napkins

• "Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them."
  
• "For a successful marriage, every woman and man should have their own bathroom."
  
• "If at first you don't succeed... Try doing it the way your wife told you."
  
• "Sometimes I wonder if men and women are really suited for each other. Perhaps they should just live next door and visit now and then." Katherine Hepburn
  
• "Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution." Groucho Marx
  
• "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."
  
• "A man is incomplete until he is married. After that he is finished."
  
• "Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with. They'll never tell anyone because they are never listening."
  
• "Every time you talk to your wife, remember that this conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes."
  
• "Never laugh at your wife's choices. You are one of them..."
  
• "Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is water, the pieces are smoke and no move will affect the outcome."
  
• "Marriage is about understanding what irritates your spouse and using it strategically."
  
• "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards." Benjamin Franklin
  
• "90% of being married is just shouting "what" from the other room."
  
• "By all means, marry. If you find a good wife you'll become happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." Socrates
  
• "Husbands are like fires... they go out when unattended." Zsa Zsa Gabor
  
• "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." Henry Youngman
  
• "I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married...and then it was too late."
  
• "Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed." Albert Einstein
  
• "We both said "I Do" and we haven't agreed on a single thing since."
  
• "Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say."
  
• "MARRIAGE TIP #46: Your wife won't start an argument with you while you are cleaning."
  
• "The most important four words for a marriage: "I'll do the dishes.""
  
• "Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life."
  
• "Marriage: When dating goes too far."