40th Birthday Quotes Cocktail Napkins

Cotton Cocktail Napkins with 25 Unique Quotes

Each set contains 2 quotes of each 

4.5” x 4.5”  - 50 Napkins

• "Life really does begin at 40. Until then it's all just research."
  
• "Inside every 40 year old is a teenager wondering, "what on Earth happened?""
  
• "Age and glasses of wine should never be counted."
  
• "People don't turn 40. They turn 39.95 with shipping and handling."
  
• "I'm not 40. I'm 18 with 22 years of experience."
  
• "It's a cruel irony that when you get to be two times the age of a 20 year old, you only have half the metabolism."
  
• "Welcome to your 40's. If you thought being a teenager was tough, try being a parent to one."
  
• "I'm not Forty. I'm 20 for the second time."
  
• "You know you're 40 when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize."
  
• "Looks 18...Feels 14...Acts 8. That makes 40!"
  
• "Forty's not that old... if you're a tree."
  
• "If getting older means getting better...then you're approaching perfection!"
  
• "There are plenty of good things about being 40. Just ask any 80 year old."
  
• "40 is the perfect age. You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more."
  
• "Forty is the age when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning."
  
• "Keep calm and remember that 40 is the new 20."
  
• "Forty is when you get your head together, but your body has other ideas."
  
• "I may be 40 but I look 25 from a distance."
  
• "You can't be young forever but immaturity last a lifetime."
  
• "40! At least you're not as old as you will be next year."
  
• "Forty is only 11 in Scrabble."
  
• "The best part about turning 40 is that you can blame everything on a midlife crisis."
  
• "Age only matters if you are a cheese."
  
• "Just be grateful you are not 40 in dog years, can you imagine?"
  
• "I'm not 40. I'm a recycled teenager."