Drinking Quotes Cocktail Napkins

Cotton Cocktail Napkins with 25 Unique Quotes

Each set contains 2 quotes of each 

4.5” x 4.5”  - 50 Napkins

• "Work is the curse of the drinking class."  Oscar Wilde
  
•  "The problem with the world is everyone is a few drinks behind."  Humphrey Bogart
  
•  "I only drink champagne on two occasions.  When I am in love and when I am not."  Coco Chanel
  
•  "Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough."  Mark Twain
  
•  "There can't be good living where there is not good drinking."  Benjamin Franklin
  
•  "My only regret in life is I did not drink more wine ."  Ernest Hemingway
  
•  "You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning."  Celia Rivenbark
  
•  "The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." Richard Braunstein
  
•  "I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."  Joe E. Lewis
  
•  "My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So now I drink in front of a mirror."  Rodney Dangerfield
  
•  "I like to have a martini, two at the very most.  After three I'm under the table. After four I'm under the host."  Dorothy Parker
  
•  "The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober."  William Butler Yeats
  
•  "I cook with wine.  Sometimes I even add it to food."  W. C. Fields
  
•   "I drink to make other people more interesting." Ernest Hemingway
  
•   "I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me." Winston Churchill
  
•  "I've mastered cooking for one and drinking for five." Anonymous
  
•  "Never trust a man who doesn't drink." Humphrey Bogart 
  
•  "Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question." Anonymous
  
•  "I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true." Dorothy Parker
  
•  "I love the nights I Can't remember with the friends I can't forget." Unknown Author
  
•  "There can be nothing more frequent then an occasional drink." Oscar Wilde
  
•  "I have mixed drinks about feelings." Unknown Author
  
•  "Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right." F. Scott Fitzgerald
  
•  "Remember gentlemen, its not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne." Winston Churchill
  
•  "It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues." Abraham Lincoln
  
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