Relationship Quotes Cocktail Napkins
Regular price
$25.00
Cotton Cocktail Napkins with 25 Unique Quotes
Each set contains 2 quotes of each
4.5” x 4.5” - 50 Napkins
- "I used to be in a relationship... but I'm much better now."
- "Current relationship status: Sleeping diagonally across a king size bed."
- "Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see food coming at a restaurant."
- "If you text "I love you" and the person sends back and emoji, no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back."
- "As someone flailing in my own relationships, allow me to offer you some advice."
- "I'll never join an online dating service. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way...through alcohol and poor judgement."
- "Relationship Status: Table for one, drinks for two."
- "As a man in a relationship, you have a choice; You can be right or you can be happy."
- "The Olympics have lasted longer than any of my relationships."
- "Dating after 30 is easy. It's like riding a bike. But the bike is on fire, the ground is on fire and you are riding through hell."
- "I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times... just to be sure."
- "I'm no longer dating. If you're interested in me, I need a 500 word essay on how you will not waste my time."
- "Relationships are like a walk in the park... Jurassic Park."
- "People ask me... Why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent, and creative. My reply is "I'm overqualified.""
- "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the questions."
- "Relationships give us a reason to live... revenge!"
- "The key to a successful relationship is to clear your internet history."
- "My price is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle and is lost."
- "A relationship lasts longer when Facebook doesn't know about it."
- "I'm too old for Netflix and chill...now I want Amazon Prime and commitment."
- "I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake."
- "Before you begin a relationship with someone let them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are."
- "My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me."
- "I don't need a relationship. I need a million dollars and a fast metabolism."
- "If you love someone, set them free...but keep their Netflix password."
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Relationship Quotes Cocktail Napkins
Regular price
$25.00
Cotton Cocktail Napkins with 25 Unique Quotes
Each set contains 2 quotes of each
4.5” x 4.5” - 50 Napkins
- "I used to be in a relationship... but I'm much better now."
- "Current relationship status: Sleeping diagonally across a king size bed."
- "Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see food coming at a restaurant."
- "If you text "I love you" and the person sends back and emoji, no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back."
- "As someone flailing in my own relationships, allow me to offer you some advice."
- "I'll never join an online dating service. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way...through alcohol and poor judgement."
- "Relationship Status: Table for one, drinks for two."
- "As a man in a relationship, you have a choice; You can be right or you can be happy."
- "The Olympics have lasted longer than any of my relationships."
- "Dating after 30 is easy. It's like riding a bike. But the bike is on fire, the ground is on fire and you are riding through hell."
- "I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times... just to be sure."
- "I'm no longer dating. If you're interested in me, I need a 500 word essay on how you will not waste my time."
- "Relationships are like a walk in the park... Jurassic Park."
- "People ask me... Why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent, and creative. My reply is "I'm overqualified.""
- "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the questions."
- "Relationships give us a reason to live... revenge!"
- "The key to a successful relationship is to clear your internet history."
- "My price is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle and is lost."
- "A relationship lasts longer when Facebook doesn't know about it."
- "I'm too old for Netflix and chill...now I want Amazon Prime and commitment."
- "I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake."
- "Before you begin a relationship with someone let them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are."
- "My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me."
- "I don't need a relationship. I need a million dollars and a fast metabolism."
- "If you love someone, set them free...but keep their Netflix password."
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