Whiskey Quotes Cocktail Napkins

Cotton Cocktail Napkins with 25 Unique Quotes

Each set contains 2 quotes of each 

4.5” x 4.5”  - 50 Napkins

• "Sleep late. Have fun. Drink Whiskey." - Hunter S. Thompson
  
• "I like my whiskey old and my women young." - Errol Flynn
  
• "The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it." - Winston Churchill
  
• "A banana is 105 calories. A shot of whiskey is 80... choose wisely."
  
• "Whiskey and ice and everything is nice."
  
• "I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea."
  
• "The guy from the liquor store gave me a prescription... Okay, he called it a receipt." 
  
• "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy whiskey and that's pretty close."
  
• "I need to drink more water so I added ice to my whiskey."
  
• "Whiskey! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad."
  
• "I love water. Frozen into cubes and completely surrounded by whiskey."
  
• "Can you put whiskey in a humidifier? Asking for a friend."
  
• "Whiskey is liquid sunshine." - George Bernard Shaw
  
• "Life is messy but my whiskey is neat."
  
• "Keep your friends close and your whiskey closer."
  
• "Whiskey improves with age and I improve with whiskey."
  
• "Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough." - Mark Twain
  
• "Life rule: Whiskey mixes well with everything except decisions."
  
• "Save water...drink whiskey."
  
• "I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. Therefore I am not an alcoholic, I am spiritual."
  
• "Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever."
  
• "If you don't remember it didn't happen." - Whiskey
  
• "It's true that whiskey improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it."
  
• "I doubt whiskey is the answer but it's worth a shot."
  
• "My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks."