Beer Quotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins

Cotton Cocktail Napkins with 25 Unique Quotes

Each set contains 2 quotes of each 

4.5” x 4.5”  - 50 Napkins

• "Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring beer."
  
• "Fermentation may have been a better invention than fire."
  
• "A bottle of beer contains more philosophy than all the books in the world."
  
• "Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer."
  
• "A man who lies about beer makes enemies."
  
• "There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others."
  
• "Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
  
• "Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same."
  
• "Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
  
• "I tried running. Gave it up. I kept spilling my beer."
  
• "Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question. "Yes" is the answer."
  
• "Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle."
  
• "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
  
• "Beer... Because you don't win friends with salad."
  
• "I give into Beer Pressure."
  
• "Beer doesn't solve problems. But neither does water."